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This topless version of the Mayan calendar is sure to get your heart racing, just before it is torn from your chest & offered to the gods by a Mayan priest. Includes sizzling swimwear shots of barely legal virgins just before they're ritually sacrificed to help appease Acan’s wrath and promise a fruitful harvest.

Printed on genuine coffee stained paper, assembled by the weathered hands of a bearded man in a windowless room and tied together with bits of twine. Get yours before time runs out.

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Topless Mayan Celendar



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Countdown to Apocalypse 2012 with these genuinely coffee stained apocalyptic advent calendars. Features barely legal Mayan virgins awaiting obliteration by some of the many disasters to be inflicted on mankind this December.

From tornados to terrorism, alien invasion to asteroids and robot war to rapture, prepare for the end of days by huddling over a piece of card in your house, fiddling with tiny windows so that you can look at drawings of boobs.

Almost certainly not a rehash of a previous idea.

Runs 1st - 21st December.

£9.45 + p&p

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